me: i have a bruise

me: i'm going to name you Lee

me:

bruise:

me:

bruise:

me:

bruise:

me: Bruise Lee

rock-and-roland:

Living in Australia..

Expectations:

• Kangaroos and koalas
• Surfing everyday
• Beautiful weather

Reality:

• Rarely any good concerts
• Shipping and handling that costs more than the actual product
• Shitty weather that changes faster than a guy changing the porn on his screen when you walk in

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me

(Source: hawthornette)

i-like-pigeons:

SEDUCKTIVE

This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.

Gary Provost (via qmsd)

This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.

(via bdoing)